By my own hand

Having recently changed from doing a job with frequent hotel stays to one with no travel at all, I have had to resort to making my own cooked breakfasts, when time allows… which isn’t very often. This morning’s effort was very enjoyable except in one respect. I had made the mistake of buying some reduced fat sausages. Very silly of me. Like ‘non-alcoholic beer’ and decaffeinated coffee, it is seriously lacking. If you want a non-alcoholic drink, have a soft drink; if you want a caffeine free hot drink, try a malted drink or hot chocolate; and if you want a healthy breakfast, have a bowl of cereals. And as I didn’t want a healthy breakfast (I do that 359 other days of the year, thank you) I’m even more mystified as to why I bought low-fat sausages.