Consultant speak

The scene: an office near the end of the working day, with one Deloitte consultant talking to a fellow Deloitte consultant.

Hilary: Is that a new laptop carrying capability you’ve got there?
David (preparing to leave): Err?
Hilary (pointing): Your bag, is it new?

(Overheard today, and spoken without even the faintest hint of humour or sarcasm. Names may have been changed to protect the parasite over-paid innocent.)


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