A few weeks ago I bought myself a couple of new bread tins, so that I can make 3 lb of bread in one go. Unfortunately, the larger of the two tins produces bread that is too wide for the slices to fit in my toaster. I would buy a new one, but can I find one that’s suitable? No! There’s plenty with wider slots, but not in the right colour: there’s white ones, pink ones, metallic ones,… but what about a green one? A green, wide-slotted toaster, it’s not much to ask for!